Go on guess. There are tipsy Aussies on a kontiki tour.
There are tourists who have a way with animals
Are you getting close?
There are leaning buildings
Want another hint
How about a traffic jam?
What is it about Venice and trains and drama?
Left in plenty of time this morning. First drama, getting on the train I felt a hand in my pocket. Not as lucky as you might think. It was a bloke and he was after my phone . He didn't get it but I did dropy suitcase on his foot in my surprise.
Then the trains to airport weren't running properly and found out too late that the one we needed was cancelled. Off to find a taxi. Got to airport and baggage check was closing. Told to take cases to plane and have them loaded there. Lost butter knife and shaving cream through security.
All is well though. 23 degrees, about to have pasta by a canal .
Ps
What do you call a middle aged man charging through an airport, muttering unprintable curses, hauling two suitcases, a teenager at heel and an awesome hat?
Answer